Ten things you probably don't know about me:

1) I suck at social media. I'm awkward and shy, so I rarely post anything, but I'm working on it.

2) I'm half Native American. I can't tell you how many times I've been asked if I've ever lived on/been to a reservation. (The answer is "no")

3) I was born and raised in Sterling, VA, which is about 30 miles outside of Washington, DC. I moved to Texas when I was 18 for a boy. That was 17 years ago, and that boy is now my husband.

4) I met said husband when I was 15, and he was 17. It was love at first sight, but I didn't know it at the time. All I knew was that he made my stomach do funny things and I liked the way he looked without a shirt.

5) I have no sense of time. Five minutes to me is an hour and a half in the real world. I've given up trying to fix it at this point and just accept it. This means that  I'm  late  for

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everything. Literally EVERYTHING. Case in point: I was born two weeks past my due date, and only because the doctors went in and c-sectioned my ass outta there. It's pretty much set the tone for my entire life.

6) I'm stubborn. Like, really stubborn. Did you read that part above where I was basically evicted from my mother's uterus because I wouldn't take the hint and GTFO?

7) I love sleeping. It's the best. I could easily sleep 12 hours every night, but my kids need, like, food and stuff, so I can't.

8) My all-time favorite TV show is The Office. I could watch it all day, every day and never get tired of it. Ever.

9) I have four kids now. Four! Two girls and two boys. If you told me when I was a teenager that I'd have four kids someday, I would've laughed in your face and called you a liar.

10) My husband thinks it's weird that I write romance novels, because I'm the most unromantic person in the world.

Achievements

New York Times E-Book Best Seller
#9 DOWN AND OUT
New York Times E-Book Best Seller
#20 DOWN AND OUT
USA Today E-Book Best Seller
#49 DOWN AND OUT
USA Today E-Book Best Seller
#107 DOWN AND OUT
New York Times E-Book Best Seller
#14 DOWN AND OUT
USA Today E-Book Best Seller
#46 DOWN AND OUT
USA Today E-Book Best Seller
#59 DOWN AND OUT
Top 10 Indie Best Sellers
#2 DOWN AND OUT, week of 10-20-14
#3 DOWN AND OUT, week of 10-27-14
#4 DOWN AND OUT, week of 11-04-14